Recomenda-se

A leitura do último número da Uncut (comprada naquela loja dos restauradores ao lado da Igreja Pentacostes onde a alma sai purificada).

Além de ser um special issue, recomenda-se a leitura da entrevista com David Brent. Destaco a seguinte resposta aos tempos que hoje vivemos:

"In 50 years' time, people are going to look back at the sort of stuff that goes on now and regard it like the worst days of the Roman Empire. In Roman times, at least when people were captured as slaves and made to have sex with giraffes, they didn't want to do it. Nowadays, so long as it's televised, people would be queuing up in their thousands for the opportunity to be fucked by a giraffe."

De lapidar.